Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag

Feeling jaded about Valentine’s Day? Embrace your cynicism with the “Valentine’s Sucks Dicks” Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentine’s Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic. --- **Shipping & Privacy** • All orders ship in 100% **discreet packaging** — no logos, no product names • Plain return address on all shipments • US domestic shipping only